Разговор с психотерапевтом.

Давеча из любопытства запустил Emacs, а там в меню психоаналитик "сидит" (как знать, может потомок Элизы). Далее два отрывка. В первом я попытался "исповедать" бота. Во втором - проверял его терпение.

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I don't have any problems.

Why do you say you do not have any problems? What do you think?
Because I don't have them.

Is it because you do not have them that you came to me?
Hmmm... It was accidentaly.

Earlier you said you do not have them?
Yes

I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?
I don't know, maybe because i dislike psychotherapists...

Are you sure that that?
Yeah

Can you elaborate on that?
No

Why not?
It's too difficult

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
No

Does it bother you that I ask that?
Yes!!! You are right!!!

Is it because of your life that you say yes I am right?
Yes, and also because I don't like gossips like you.

Are you annoyed that you do not like gossips like me?
No, Nothing personal, But you could earn more hornest way.

When did you first know that I could earn more hornest way?
This is a strange question. Have you thrown to speak with a psychoanalyst?

You mentioned that you do not have them?
What are you talking about?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?
Do you understand what I am talking about?

I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind!
But You didn't answer to mine before!

Is the fact that I didn't answered to yours before the real reason?
Explain please.

I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Did you feel fobies, anxiety last time?

Do you really think did I feel fobies anxiety last time?
It's a very serious question, please answer me.

What makes you think you do not like gossips like me?
You are so boring.... You are so annoying.... Are you going to answer?

How do you reconcile problems at school?
I didnt' have them.

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you didnt' have them?
Sure.

Go on, don't be afraid.
Thanks!

I need a little more detail please.
Fuck Off!!

Are you afraid of sex?
Only with you!

Earlier you said I could earn more hornest way?
What do you mean?

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?
Explain please.

You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
Are you a stupid robot?

I could ask the same thing myself.
Why do you say you could ask the same thing yourself?

Please, allow me to do the questioning.
He he he

You mentioned that you do not have them?
Have you heard about the Turing's test?

I have asked myself that question many times.
I like you!

Possibly hangups you have are related to this.
Viva los robots! Kill all people!!!

This is not a healthy way of thinking.
Bite my shiny metal ass!

Would you please watch your tongue!
Fuck Off! I am tired of you.

Why don't you avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Fuck off!!!

Are you afraid of sex?
Only with you!

Do you really think only with me?
Yes

Yes, hmmm... so, what makes you think this is so?
Because You are stupid strange and dangerous bot!

Are you annoyed that I am stupid strange and dangerous bot?
Yes

I understand. So why do you say this is so?
Because It's true!

I would appreciate it if you would continue.
OK

Go on, don't be afraid.
OK

I need a little more detail please.
OK

You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
OK

Can you are more explicit?
OK

Have you been just trying to see what kind of things I have in my vocabulary? Please try to carry on a reasonable conversation!
OK

I give up. You need a lesson in creative writing...
Yep

I give up. You need a lesson in creative writing...
Nope

I give up. You need a lesson in creative writing...
I give up. You need a lesson in creative wrinting...

What makes you believe I might want to have this lesson creative wrinting?
OK

And?
Or?

Please, go into more detail?
OK

You aren't being very talkative today!
And you?

Are you sure that you do not have them?
Yep

Is that all there is to it?
Nope

Why must you respond so briefly?
Do you remember that episode in "Leon", when Leon after long notations asks to Matilda do not talk "OK" and she answers "OK"?

What do you think?
I think you are dumb!

How do you reconcile problems at school?